I drink too much.
I swear too much.
I laugh at the wrong times.
I find humor in irony.
I am sarcastic in every situation.
I am a bad influence on children.
I am a closet smoker.
I make fun of myself.
I have both ears pierced.
I have an addiction to cycling.
I am a free spirited man who enjoys simplicity.
I am a mystery to the people around me.
I never want to make total sense. I feel that my unique qualities in life make me someone in this world of ours. You’ve gotta find that razzle dazzle and make it your own.